Campy Werewolf Movie To Avoid

Another campy horror film - this time it’s werewolf’s! This movie features a shitty plot, bad acting and tons of stereotypes. Avoid this film.

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Werewolf
Customer Review: The Pain Train
This film is known as the pain train. So bad it hurts. It’ll make you chuckle a bit, but it’s certainly not worth paying 10 bucks for unless you get the MST3K version. That version is truly hilarious. Here’s a list of things to laugh at, whether you’re watching the original or the MST3K version - Fighting Archaeologists Foreign Accents Wolf Hand Puppets Directors Playing Security Guards And Turning Into Werewolves Inexplicable Gun-toting Bearded Men Bob Villa Look-a-likes Being Killed By Werewolves Joe Estevez

Customer Review: Choppy plot, inconsistant characterization, plot holes…
I’m a fan of werewolf movies and books, and I have to say this movie bites. (No pun intended). The movie starts out in an Archaeological dig. So far, so good. As our intrepid crew of clueless Anglo archaeologists are unearthing a dig on Indian territory the bullied Native American workers unearth the bones of a centuries old loup garou. As the crew are exulting over the find, (the werewolf skeleton), one of the archaeologists, Yuri, picks a fight with one of the workers causing him to fall on the bones and get cut. This worker is rushed to the hospital, where he turns into a werewolf. Next scene: Evil Anglo archaeologists are celebrating their ‘find of a lifetime’ and are just about to plan on how they can get more funding for their research, when the news of the worker’s rampage reaches them. What follows is a choppy plot, wherein, Yuri, taking a sample of the infected worker’s blood, deliberately infecting a security guard in the hope of making a real life werewolf to exploit to the meida. The plan goes awry, as lycanthropy is spread unwittingly throughout the town. This movie was simply cheesy. The acting was terrible, and every possible stereotype was exploited to its full potential. From running girl, tripping and falling and savaged by the monster to the evil Anglo ‘mad scientist’s’ intent on making millions with their brilliant research. What really bothered me the most about this movie,though, was that, half way through the movie the entire cast seemed to be replaced by an entirely DIFFERENT cast, and the focus of the movie shifted entirely. What happened to the Native American worker in the hospital? What happened to the skeleton? I guess we’ll never know… And perhaps that’s a good thing…. Next…..

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